Arthur Ritis Came to Visit

On his shameful choice of business

Arthur Ritis came to visit

On his shameful choice of business

First my ankles then my toes

Now my knees — what’s next, my nose?

Ibuprofen, CBD oil

Padded knee brace, copper in coil

Walking sticks and plastic smile

Air pressure drops like old wives’ bile.

Orthopedists get referrals

Arthur Ritis can’t run hurdles

Or hobble to the can at night

He runs the show — now that ain’t right.

Joint replacement, rehab, ouch.

I think I’ll lie down on the couch.

You’re only old as you might think.

Tell my knees that, I need a drink.