OK men let’s hear yours; or women, just add to the list
1. I don’t have to shave my legs anymore. My chin, sometimes.
2. I don’t worry about hangovers, unless I am wearing a belt.
3. My bikini top doesn’t ride up and expose my under boob. I no longer wear bikini tops and have no under boob.
4. If I’m bitchy, I’m just bitchy. No one speculates about what time of the month it is.
5. I have natural platinum highlights.
6. When something hairy rubs up against me at night, it’s the cat.
7. When I want quiet, I take out my hearing aids.
8. I’ve learned to buy blue toothpaste, so I don’t brush my teeth with other white creams.
9. To apply mascara, I find several adjacent eyelashes.
10. I can amuse a child by making dot-to-dot pictures with my age spots.
Another list I thought of while reading this is, the advantages of living alone – so many, but nicer with a dog or cat. They are so forgiving of one’s aging peccadilloes.
yes indeed! My favorite is blue toothpaste,